the 90s

basketball poem

basketball poem

Bouncing

Ankle breaking
Shooting for the hoop
Killing time before games

Eating food before games
Teamwork and cooperation
Beating other teams
A Lot of fouls
Listening
Learning as I go

The pig that got fat

The pig that got fat

One time long ago there was a pig that was really skinny, he got sad sometimes because he wanted to be fat, but know other pigs are fat. He had a friend his name was was deer because he is a deer, pig said to “deer why why am i so ugly and the others aint?” Deer said “your the exact same as everyone else.”

The next day. Deer said to “pig lets go for a walk” so they had a walk and the deer said “lets  play hide and seek so you don't feel so sad” pig said “ok”. So they went off and played hide and seek. After playing a couple of rounds of hide and seek pig was feeling much better. Deer said “lets play another round”, so they did. “Ready or not here I come”, pig heard so he ran straight into a bush and he said this is a pretty good spot, so he waited. After five minutes of waiting pig could feel rain drops so he looked up and jesus was peeing on him, pig screamed out ewww and deer heard. So deer ran over to the bush and looked at pig and he replied “your not pig, sorry”, pig said “no no i am pig”, deer said “your not pig because your not fat”, pig said” I am fat now”. So pig ran around all happy because he is fat now. Deer said “how did you get so fat”, pig said “because jesus peed on me.”

THE END

100 word challenge

My birthday present

I'm just a kid that lives with my step dad. Its boring with my step dad (i have to do jobs ). I said to my step dad “dave its my birthday tomorrow i was wondering if i can have a present” my dad said “yea” i said “can i go to mars” dad said “ maybe “ it was bed time so i went straight to bed. The next day I opened the door to go to school and there were 2 moons and rocks flying everywhere and i was so happy at my step dad i gave him a big hug.

strange machine

Strange machine

Once upon a time there was a man, a single man that lived his life as a normal single man. But one day when he was looking on trademe he found a pen not a normal pen but a machine pen, so the single man he is he went and brought it.

Five days later it finally arrived. As he was looking at the pen he thought “this doesn't look like a pen.. This looks like a metal pen”. So as he was looking at this metal pen he found a big red button on it so the single man he is he pressed it and guess what happened nothing yep nothing happened. Later on that day he kept pressing the button and in his head he was thinking of money and now guess what happened? MONEY came out of the machine the single man was like OMG he was amazed.

Days later he became rich and also he wasn't single anymore he actually had a girlfriend but that's not what we're here for. Also he's a businessman but the story all tipped upside down his girlfriend broke up with him  and the machine pen broke. So he went homeless and went walking down a dark alley with the pen. He found this half drunk springston school smoothie so he put it in . 5 minutes later he grabbed it out then tried it and it worked so he got all his shenanigans back and went back to being  a single man and he was so splendid.

                        THE END

Egg drop experiment

On Thursday we did a science experiment and we had to place the egg on top of the toilet roll on a plate and swipe the plate under it and try get the egg in the cup.

                           
                                                             (ps Quaid is very amazed)

Science experiment

Here is a science experiment that we tried this morning. We lit both ends of the candle to find out what it would do. Our candle tilted a little bit and melted but it did not seesaw like in the video we watched.