The pig that got fat

The pig that got fat

One time long ago there was a pig that was really skinny, he got sad sometimes because he wanted to be fat, but know other pigs are fat. He had a friend his name was was deer because he is a deer, pig said to “deer why why am i so ugly and the others aint?” Deer said “your the exact same as everyone else.”

The next day. Deer said to “pig lets go for a walk” so they had a walk and the deer said “lets  play hide and seek so you don't feel so sad” pig said “ok”. So they went off and played hide and seek. After playing a couple of rounds of hide and seek pig was feeling much better. Deer said “lets play another round”, so they did. “Ready or not here I come”, pig heard so he ran straight into a bush and he said this is a pretty good spot, so he waited. After five minutes of waiting pig could feel rain drops so he looked up and jesus was peeing on him, pig screamed out ewww and deer heard. So deer ran over to the bush and looked at pig and he replied “your not pig, sorry”, pig said “no no i am pig”, deer said “your not pig because your not fat”, pig said” I am fat now”. So pig ran around all happy because he is fat now. Deer said “how did you get so fat”, pig said “because jesus peed on me.”

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