Strange machine
Once upon a time there was a man, a single man that lived his life as a normal single man. But one day when he was looking on trademe he found a pen not a normal pen but a machine pen, so the single man he is he went and brought it.
Five days later it finally arrived. As he was looking at the pen he thought “this doesn't look like a pen.. This looks like a metal pen”. So as he was looking at this metal pen he found a big red button on it so the single man he is he pressed it and guess what happened nothing yep nothing happened. Later on that day he kept pressing the button and in his head he was thinking of money and now guess what happened? MONEY came out of the machine the single man was like OMG he was amazed.
Days later he became rich and also he wasn't single anymore he actually had a girlfriend but that's not what we're here for. Also he's a businessman but the story all tipped upside down his girlfriend broke up with him and the machine pen broke. So he went homeless and went walking down a dark alley with the pen. He found this half drunk springston school smoothie so he put it in . 5 minutes later he grabbed it out then tried it and it worked so he got all his shenanigans back and went back to being a single man and he was so splendid.
THE END
